Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject: Rejection Lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)
10 I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing
geek in "Deliverance.")
9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've
ever laid eyes upon.)
7 My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the
hole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6 I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben
and Jerry's).
5 I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you
were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4 It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3 I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2 I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.
It's that male perspective thing)
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)
10 I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7 My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6 I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5 I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4 It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3 I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2 I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1 Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
