Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject: The Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According to.....
SHE
8.45 Wake up to hugs & kisses
9.00 5 pounds lighter on the scales
9.30 Light breakfast
11.00 Sunbathe
12.00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1.30 Shopping
2.30 Run into boyfriend's ex, notice she's gained thirty pounds
3.00 Facial, massage and nap
5.30 Talk with mom on the phone for an hour
7.30 Candlelit dinner for two and dancing
10.00 Make love
11.00 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
HE
10.00 Wake up
10.02 Oral Sex
10.45 Big breakfast
11.30 Drive in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde
2.15 Enormous lunch
3.00 Oral Sex
3.30 Play sport with the guys
4.00 Drink beer with the guys
6.00 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6.10 Oral Sex
8.00 Huge dinner, more beer
11.00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11.30 Watch late game from the West Coast
