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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:24 pm    Post subject: Virgin Reply with quote

There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He
wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's
saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their
thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a
feel" She said, "no, I'm saving myself for marriage." They went back
and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one
feel."

She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one,
I'm saving myself for marriage." So he puts his hand down her panties
and takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asks,
"Can't we please?" She of course states, "NO, I'm saving myself for
marriage." He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, absolutely
not, I'm saving myself for marriage." He says, "How about if I
agree to only just put the tip in?" She says, "No way, I'm saving
myself for marriage."

He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the tip, no more,and
we'll stop after that." She finally gives in, "Okay, but just the
tip, no more, and that's all." He says okay and pulls down her
panties and puts the tip in... he so hot and ready that he can't
control himself( typical man, eh girls??) shoves it the whole way in
and starts going to town... she meanwhile is moaning and groaning and
shouts, "OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT THE WHOLE WAY IN!"

A little stunned, he says, "NO, absolutely not, a deals a deal!"
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