Years of Sex

[Pure Red]

It seems that when God was making the world, He called Man over &
bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified!
"Only 20 years of normal sex life?" but the Lord was adament- that
was all man could have.

Then the Lord called the monkey & gave him 20 years. "But I don't
need 20 years," he protested, "ten is plenty for me". Man spoke up
eagerly ; " can I have the other ten?" the monkey graciously agreed.

Then the Lord called the lion & gave him 20 years; & the lion ,
like the monkey, wanted only ten. Again Man spoke up, "Can I have the
other ten?"; the lion said of course he could.

Then came the donkey & he was given 20 years- but like , like the
others, ten was sufficient. And again Man pleaded; " Can I have the
other ten?"

Which explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life-
Ten years of monkeying around -
Ten years of lion about it -
AND
Ten years of making an ass of himself.