The husband store

[Jeff]

A husband Store has opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When woman go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance; 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor it reads
1st Floor- These men have jobs
2nd Floor - These men have jobs and love kids.
3rd Floor - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

'Wow' she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th Floor it reads
4th Floor- These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" still she goes on
5th Floor reads
5th Floor-These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is very tempted to stay, BUT goes to the 6th Floor it reads
6th Floor- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that woman are impossible to please, Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the road.

The 1st Floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd Floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through to the 6th floors have never been visited.