Billy, the Little Bastard

[Magic]

Billy, a little bunny rabbit, was hopping down the field, when he met a
sheep. Hopping up to the sheep, he said, I'm a little dirty bastard, Who
are you? to which the sheep replied - I'm a sheep, and you're not a little
dirty bastard, you're a bunny. Billy just shook his head and continued on
his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped
along the field.

Soon he met a goat. Hopping up to the goat, he said, I'm a little dirty
bastard, Who are you? to which the goat replied - I'm a goat, and you're

not a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny. Billy just shook his head and
continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers
as he hopped along the field.

Then he met a horse. Hopping up to the horse, he said, I'm a little
dirty bastard, Who are you? to which the horse replied - I'm a horse, and
you're not a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny. Billy just shook his
head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling
the flowers as he hopped along the field.

Eventually, as Billy hopped along, he came across the cutest, prettiest
little girl bunny that you have ever met. She knocked his socks off. Billy
hoppeds up to her, cleared his throat, and said, I'm a little dirty
bastard, who are you. She looked at him, smiled and said, My mane is
jane,and I'm a little bunny. What's your name? Why do you say you're a
little dirty bastard? Billy said, My names Billy, and I am a little dirty
bastard. Everyone says so. Jane turned her pretty little nose up into the

air, and said, if you can't talk decently, go away! and so saying she
turned around and started to eat some grass. Billy hopped on and shagged
like crazy. Jane jumped up and said, Why, you little dirty bastard,
whereupon Billy smiled and hopped away.