Bread

[Magic]

There once was this little bread shop not to far from the school.
Working behind the counter every day after school was a very voluptuous,
nice looking, long legged blond girl. She always wore short skirts and
no panties underneath.

One day a boy stopped in after school to get some raisin bread for his
mother on the way home from school. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter so the girl had to climb a ladder to get to it.
When the young boy looked up, he was so amazed and thrilled at the sight, he had to tell all of his friends at school.

From then on, everyday after school, all of the boys would stop in and
get one loaf of raisin bread at a time, day after day after day. It got
to be so regular, that the girl just stayed on the ladder until she was
sure that all of the boys had gotten their bread.

School was cancelled one day so the boys didn't stop by for their bread.
Not knowing there was no school, the girl was already at the top of her
ladder waiting the arrival of the young boys to buy their raisin bread.

In the store cam an elderly man who looked up and noticed the girl on the
ladder with no panties underneath.

Without looking down, the girls say, "I know, it's raisin right?"

To which the man replied, "No, but it sure is a twitchin'"