Couple Take a Long Cruise

[Rider]

Mr. Wojohowitz had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty
years suggested one day, "why don't we take a cruise for a week and
make wild passionate love like we did when we were young?"

He thought it over and agreed. He put on his hat and coat and went
down to the corner drug store. He stepped up to the counter and asked
for a bottle of seasick pills and a box of condoms.

Upon returning home his wife greeted him at the door saying, "you
know dear, I've been thinking it over and I see no reason why we

couldn't manage a month long cruise so we could relax and make wild
passionate love like we did when we were young."

He smiled, turned around and went back to the pharmacy. He stepped
up and ordered 12 bottles of seasick pills and a dozen boxes of
condoms.

Upon returning back home his wife met him on the porch with a big
smile on her face.

"Max, I have a marvelous idea. You know, now that our children are
all on their own, there's nothing to stop us from cruising around the

world."

"I'll be right back," he said.

Back to the drug store he went. When he approached the pharmacy
counter the druggist looked up with a puzzled grin. Mr. Wojohowitz
sheepishly ordered 297 bottles of seasick pills and the same number of
boxes of condoms.

The startled pharmacist busied himself filling the order then
passed the wrapped package across the counter saying, "You know, Mr.
Wojohowitz, you've been doing business with me for over thirty years. I

certainly don't mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick -

WHY DO YOU DO IT!"