Elderly Woman

[Pure Red]

An elderly woman walked into the head branch of Chase Manhattan Bank
building holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man
at window that she wished to take the 3 million dollars she had in the
bag and open an account with the bank. She said that first though, she
wished to meet the President of Chase Manhatten Bank due to the large
amount of money involved.

The teller seemed to think that was a reasonable request and, after
opening the bag and seeing the bundles of $1,000 bills which amounted to
right at $3million, he phoned the Persident to make the appointment for
the woman.

The woman was escorted upstairs to the President's office. Introductions
were made and she said that she liked to get to know the people she did
businness with on a more personal level. The bank President then asked
how did she come into such a large sum of money.

"Was it an inheritance ?" he asked.
"No" she answered
"Was it from playing the Stock Market?" he inquired.
"No", She replied

He was quiet for a moment, trying to figure out how the elderly lady came
into such a large sum of money.

"I won it by betting" she stated.
"As in horses?"
"No", she replied, "I bet on people"

Seeing his confusion, she explaned that she would bet on different
things with people. All of a sudden she said, "I'll bet you $25,000 that
by 10 o'clock tomorrow morning your balls will be square."

The bank President figured that she must be off her rocker and decided
to taker her up on the bet. He didn't see how he could lose. For the
rest of the day, he was very careful. He decided to stay home that
evening and take no chances, since there was $25,000 at stake.

When he got up in the morning and took his shower, he checked to make
sure everything was okay. There was no difference in his scrotal
appearance. He looked the same as he always had. He went to work and
waited for the woman to come in at 10 o'clock, humming as he went. He
knew, this would be a lucky day - how often did he get handed $25,000
for doing nothing ?

At 10 o'clock sharp the woman was shown into his office. With her was a
man. Then the bank President asked what the other man was doing in the
office with her, and she explaned to the President that he was her
Lawyer and always took him along on bets when large sums of money was at stake.
"Well", she asked,"What about our bet?"
"I don't know how to tell you this",he answered,"But I'm the same as

I've always have been, only $25,000 richer."

The lady seemed to accept this, but requested that she be able to see
for herself.The bank President thought that this was a reasonable
request and drooped his trousers. She instructed him to bend over, and
she grabbed a hold of him. Sure enough, everything was fine. His balls
were not square.

The bank President then looked up and saw the Lawyer standing across the
room banging his head against the wall.
"What's wrong with him ?", he asked.

"Oh, him", She answered, " I bet him $100,000 that by 10:30 this morning
I'd have the President of the Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."