Genie

[druid]

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off
on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her
shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very
large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the
window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to see
what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked
inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no

one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a gentleman sitting on
the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife said, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase
you see there and freed me from that little bottle. I am so grateful," he
answered.
The wife said, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two
wishes, the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes...one was for a scratch

handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was
for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your
wife." I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I have
made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire." The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife,
"How long have you been married?" to which she responded, "Three years."

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?" to which she responded,
"31 years old." The genie then asked,
"How long has he believed in this genie stuff?"