Good place to eat

[Falcon]

Two businessmen were talking about good places to have lunch. One said,
"Maxie's is a wonderful place for lunch. You go in for lunch and everyone
says 'hello', immediately a delicious sandwich and a cold beer are set up on
the bar for you. That's followed by several more cold beers and it's all 'on the house'
. They have music and you get to dance a bit and then you go
into a back room and have wonderful sex. When it's time for you to leave,
the bartender gives you a twenty dollar bill and invites you to come back
anytime." The other man says, "You've got to be kidding. I find that
really hard to believe. Do you go there often?" "No," his friend replies,
"actually I've never been there but my sister goes every noon."