Polar Bear

[Jeff]

There once was a polar bear cub who was being taken out to
hunt for food by his father. They spent all day searching
for food. The father-bear eventually caught a seal which
they shared. After a long trek home the baby-bear asked his
father : "Daddy, am I a polar bear?". Father-bear replied
"Of course you are son. I'm a polar bear, your mother's a
polar bear, you're a polar bear". No more was said that
night.

The next day the baby-bear was taken out hunting again. This
time father-bear caught a huge fish. Again, after a long
trek home the baby-bear asked his father : "Daddy, am I a
polar bear?". Father-bear replied "Of course you are son. My
parents were polar bears, your mother's parents were polar
bears, I'm a polar bear, your mother's a polar bear. Of
course you're a polar bear". No more was said that night.

The next day they went hunting again. This time father-bear
caught a large bird. Again, after a long trek home the
baby-bear asked his father : "Daddy, am I a polar bear?".
Father-bear replied "Look son, what's all this nonsense?
I've explained all this, why on earth do you think you may
not be a polar bear?". The baby-bear said "Because I'm
fucking freezing!"