The British Press

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The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country; The
Times is read by the people who run the country; the Telegraph is
read by the people who think they run the country; the Guardian is
read by people who think they should run the country; the Independant
is read by people who don't know who runs the country but think it
should be someone else; the Morning Star is read by people who think
the country should be run by another country; the Express is read by
people who think the country should be run like it was run before; the
Sun is read by people who don't care who runs the country so long as
she has got big tits.......