The Farmer's Three Daughters

[reggae]

There was a farmer that had three daughters. They each had a date for
Saturday night. As was his custom, the farmer would meet the suitor in
the front room of the farm house, and if they were acceptible, he'd let
them take his daughters out.

That Saturday night, the first young man arrived.

"My name is Freddie, I'm here for Betty, and we're going to get spaghetti."
He seemed decent enough, so the farmer called Betty down and they left.

The next young man arrived a few minutes later.

"My name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, and we're off to the show."
He, too, seemed okay, and the pair left for the evening.

The last young man knocked on the door and entered the room to meet the
farmer.

"My name is Chuck--"

"Hold on, buster," shouted the farmer. "You're not going ANYWHERE with my
daughter!"