The Statue

[druid]

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her
husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand
in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him
and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move
until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a
statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband enquired as he entered
the room.

"Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The
Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I
got one for us too." No more was said about the statue,
not even later that night when they went to sleep.

Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich
and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood
like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody
offered me as much as a glass of water."