Tho am I

[druid]

There was a spinster who was plain, skinny and with an impediment in
her speech. She longed for a man, and used to comfort herself by reading
'respectable' erotic stories, namely the adventures of the great classical
gods.

This only made her worse, but one night a strange thing happened,
she dreamed that a big blond naked man came to her bed, ripped off her long
nightgown, and raped her again and again.

In the morning as he was about to leave through the window, she
begged him to stay.

"I must return to Valhalla," he said, "I'm Thor."

"Tho am I, but wathenth it marvellouth!!"