While You Were Sleeping

[Falcon]

Jim and his best friend Bob were talking late one night at one of the local
bars. Jim turned to his friend, and asked "How do you manage to stay out
late every night, and never have your wife get mad?"

"Well Jim, there's a trick to it. When I get home, I slip quietly into the
house, sneak quietly up the stairs and into the bedroom. Then I get
quietly into bed, take my wife's panties off, and give her oral sex until
she has an explosive orgasm and passes out."

"Oh, wow Bob, that sounds easy enough. I'm going to try that tonight."

That night Jim did just as Bob said. He crept quietly into the house, up
the stairs, and quietly into bed. He carefully pulled his wife's panties
off, and gave her the best oral sex she ever had! She had an explosive
orgasm and fell into a deep sleep.

"Wow, it really worked!" He thought to himself. He then decided he should
go into the bathroom to clean his hands off. When he opened the door,
there stood his wife.

"What the heck are you doing in here? Why aren't you in bed sleeping?" He
asked her.

"Well honey, my mother came for a surprise visit, so I let her have our
room. We have to sleep in the spare room........