The Date

[Falcon]

This young freshman finally gets a date with a beautiful woman in
one of his university classes. But she tells him that before they can
go on a date he has to come over and have dinner with her family.
Well the young man isn't too fond of the idea but the woman is too
gorgeous to refuse.

The rest of the day the young man worries and frets. He gets so
worried that he starts to build up alot of gas. But he makes it to
her house and is invited inside.

The dinner was excellent and afterwards the young womans' father
starts to read the paper. The young mans gas has built to a level
that his bowels cannot contain anymore so he decides to let a little
fart go...

Phtt..... The father rolls down his paper at the sound and says,
"Spot...". The young man looks around confused by this comment and
spies an old sheepdog behind his chair. Great, the young man thinks,
the old man must think the dog is doing it!! So he decides to let a
bigger fart go...

PhhhTTTT.... The father takes off his glasses and rolls down his
paper, "SPOT!...," he says in an annoyed tone. The young man feels
much better and decides to let one more fart go to relieve all the
gas...

PPPPHHHHTTTTPOW!!!!! The father rips his glasses off and throws the
paper to the floor,
"SPOT YOU DEAF BAG OF FUR...GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN BEFORE HE SHITS
ON YOU!"