Word Exchange

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I was sitting through a back-to-school night presentation on
"Some Tips For Reading Aloud With Your Child", and to keep my
mind awake, I noticed that if you changed the words:

reading aloud -> fucking
child -> partner
book -> position
word -> body part

it becomes a sex manual! I present for your edification...

SOME TIPS FOR FUCKING WITH YOUR PARTNER

1. Try to set a regular time for fucking. This might be before school
or before bedtime.

2. Select positions that are appropriate for the age and interest of
your partner. Start with picture positions and build to story
positions and novels.

3. Involve your partner in the fucking by asking him or her to predict what
will happen next, chime in on repetitive phrases, say a body part he
or she knows, or link the picture to the position.

4. Engage in discussions about the positions and talk about the meaning
of some body parts your partner is interested in.

5. From time to time, choose positions to fuck with your partner that he
or she cannot fuck.

6. Use lots of expression when you fuck. Be dramatic when you fuck and make
the position come to life.

7. Change the pace of your fucking to match the position. If there is
suspense in the position, slow down the fucking to build the suspense.
If there is a lot of action in a part of the fucking, increase the pace
for effect.

8. Don't fuck too fast.

9. Let your partner see you fucking for pleasure at times other than when
fucking together. Share what you are fucking with your partner.