Oral sex bullfrog

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An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered
assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was
looking for a small-ish dog for company.

The clerk explained that the name of the store was 'Exotic Pets'
and that, unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish or
any commonplace pets.

He did say, however, that he had something which might be ideal.
He took the woman into a back room. He walked over to a terrarium,
and pointed proudly to a large bullfrog which sat inside it.

"Would that suit your needs?" he asked.

The woman answered, scornfully, that she hardly thought an
amphibian would be a suitable companion.

"Ah," replied the salesman, leering, "but this 'amphibian' has
been carefully trained ... to perform oral sex upon women."

At this the woman's eyes lit up.She eagerly negotiated a price of
£500 for the frog, and left with it in her expectant possession.

Arriving home, she drew a bubble bath, poured a glass of champagne
and relaxed in anticipation. When she was thoroughly mellow, she
dried herself, and arranged herself, nude, upon her bed. Parting
her thighs, she placed the frog between them, closed her eyes, and
waited.

Nothing happened. She prodded the frog. Still nothing. She moved
it up further toward her body. Nothing. She ordered it to perform.
No response.

After an hour of this frustration, she lifted the phone, and
called the pet shop. When the clerk answered, she complained
loudly that she had been cheated.The clerk apologised profusely,
wrote down her address, and said he'd be right over.

Ten minutes later, he knocked on the door, and the woman answered,
wearing a nightgown.He asked her to demonstrate the problem. She
obliged, by disrobing and assuming her former position, with the
frog in place. The frog made no movement.

"You see?" she asked, petulantly.

"Yes, I do," said the man. Then, addressing the frog as he removed
his necktie and shirt, he said, "Now, I'm only going to show you
this one more time..."