Blonde year in review

[Alfred]

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in months.....box said '2-4 years!

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... Power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'..... there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!What a year!!