Good news, bad news

[druid]

A doctor spoke to his patient in his office. The doctor said "Well, I've got
some bad news and some good news." Of course, the guy wanted to hear the bad
news first (don't they always). The doctor bluntly said, "You've got about
48 hours to live."

The man was devistated, "Oh my god, this is horrible, what am I going to do?"
Then in the midst of his grief and sorrow, he remembered that there was good
news, too. "Doc, is there a cure or something?"

"Cure, of course not, otherwise I wouldn't have told you that you only have

48 hours left. No, I'm sorry, there's no cure or treatment."

"But I thought you said there was good news." said the patient

"Oh yeah. Remember when you came in, the beautiful nurse?" Asked the
doctor.

"Yeah," the puzzled patient said.

"The blonde one with the tight white uniform.."

"Yeah," the patient agrees.

"The one with the beautiful breasts bulging out of that uniform..."

"Yeahhhhh," the patient remembers and is starting to cheer up.

"Well," the doctor leans close to confide, "I'm fucking her."