Junior

[reggae]

Nine year old Junior comes home from school one day and his mother
asks what he learned. "Oh, mom," said Junior, "I learned how to fuck
today!" Mom is furious and sends him to his room explaining that he
has to wait till his father gets home. Well, dad gets home about an
hour later and is met by his irate wife. "Go talk to YOUR son!" she
demands.

Dad goes up and finds his son sitting on the bed and asks what had
happened. "Dad, all I told her is that I learned to fuck today," says
Junior. "That's my boy!!!!!" dad blurts out, but after thinking a
moment he says, "Well, your mom is really upset about this, so I'm
gonna have to ground you for a week. But, I see you're following in
your father's footsteps. I'm quite proud of you."

The next day at the construction site, dad is bragging to all his
co-workers about his nine year old son getting laid. "A chip off the
old block!" he beams . "Of course, I didn't start till I was ten, but
he's already becoming a man!!"


Dad comes home from work that night, proud as can be, barely kisses
the wife's cheek as he rushes up to his son's room. "Well, son," he
asks, "did you do it again today???"

"Oh, no!" exclaims Junior, "my butt still hurts from yesterday!"