Nude sunbathing

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Unable to find a man who liked to sunbathe in the nude, Bridgette
took out a personal ad. For his part, Sylvester didn't like the sun,
but he was desperate for a woman and replied. Bridgette invited him
to her home, and they spent a long day in her fenced-in yard. But by
dusk Sylvester realized he'd been out a bit too long. He was burned
from head to toe, especially on his penis.
Sneaking inside, Sylvester went looking for the coldest thing in
the house; all he could find in the refrigerator was a carton of milk
and, pouring some in a glass, he dipped his penis in.
Just then, Bridgette strolled in. Seeing Sylvester with his penis
in the milk, she slapped her forehead and marveled, "So that's how
you load that thing!"